Tory Fail #5 - Tories Lose at Quidditch... again

As Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe reveals his support for the Liberal Democrats (here), the Tory common room was buzzing with plots of how love can be eradicated from earth.

Tory Fail #4 - David Cameron Being a Twat

David Cameron, speaking on Absolute Radio about why he's not on Twitter said "It's too instantaneous... Too many twits make a twat" (Read More)

His almost Prince Phillip like blurt (let's not also forget 'vhere are your papers') shows 3 things:

• he's worried about things not being stage managed, for example - his Dale Winton oompa loompa orange glow
• he has in theory declared himself a twat - I could have sworn he was happy to hang with the twats whilst doing this
  
• his colleague Boris Johnson, one of the most popular UK tweeters is an epic success at being a twat.

Let us not forget the main point - pot kettle when you think of the Conservatives recent conference in April: Video

I understand nearly 3000 people have backed his self declaration: Here

UPDATE- TORY FAIL FAN ART

The David Cameron Twitter 'Twat' incident has generated a viral chuckle for many today, maybe surpassing the Bosworth Conservatives Logo Generator Tory FAIL need not re-post any of the comments or remixes from today's Tweets - you can see it yourself by searching for David Cameron on Twitter. You can also follow FAIL blog tweets - add us @toryfail.

Courtesy of @richardarnatt we have a rather unfortunate thought bubble revealing that the T word is not the only one on his mind.

Courtesy of @lamkamkiu I think he's pictorially summed up today's Cameron Twat bonanza.

Tory Fail #3 - Taxi Smuggler

"Two senior Wolverhampton Tory councillors have been arrested on suspicion of robbery after an alleged dispute with a taxi driver. Councillors Carl Husted (pictured) and Ian Bisbey were held by police following an early morning disturbance in Pendeford after a night in the city centre." Read More

Tory Fail #2 - George Osbourne

Mr Cellophane
Parliament is in recess and George* is still sending out press releases from his good friend's yacht in an attempt to be heard.

Rumours are flying that he is planning a 'Fathers for Justice' style stunt on the Westminster Palace clock tower to show the electorate that the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer does exist and that a Cameron government would have economic policies - correction, policies.

*Makes one think of Of Mice and Men, George keeps his head down whilst his good friend marauds the country wreaking havoc in search of alfalfa.

Tory Fail #1 - David Cameron Snowball Fail

2nd February 2009 and in an inspired Conservative PR move David Cameron orders snow to fall on Britain. "We can frolic in the snow" shouts Tory video team best boy with joy unseen since punting at Eton. Joined by Carol Voldemort, David whips that snowball with the power of Chuck Norris and the accuracy of a laser.