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Aug 11, 2009

Tory Fail #9 - Conservatives Launch New Paint Range

Conservatives Launch New Paint Range in Time for Autumn

For The ConservativeHome
Tory candidates are going retro! In honour of the glory days of Conservative rule under Thatcher, the David Cameron 1979 Range of paints. The colours were picked to match Dave's own shades. The essential warm autumn colours this season are:
















'Cameron Brown' (Pantone 7533 C)
Based on the exact Just for Men hair tone.

'Cameron Glow' (Pantone 1565 C)
One shade less orange than last autumn's smash hit 'David Dickinson Glow'.

The Outdoor Collection

The external paints range also include a resistant outdoor stain range from multiple Conservative personalities including Duck House Green by Viggers (Pantone 622) for those unable to afford the Stockholm duck house and David Cameron's outdoor range Wisteria (Pantone 667) the exact colour of his plant as claimed on expenses.

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